WHAT IF......
1. People sniffed each other’s ass like dogs?2. People laid eggs?
3. I had robot ears?
4. The more you ate the skinnier you became?
5. Pigs weren’t delicious?
6. People weren’t retarded?
7. My feet were 5 feet long?
8. Cars were living things and we rode inside?
9. I had to cart my balls around in a wheel barrow?
10. People had no thumbs?
11. People could die from thinking too hard?
12. My turds cure cancer?
13. Bush had been assassinated?
14. Skin was transparent?
15. Limbs could regenerate on people?
16. America could sustain its self again?
17. Communism worked?
18. Animals were telepathic?
19. Humans were 20 ft. tall?
20. Cats had laser beam eyes?
21. Weed was legal?
22. Eggs were filled with tequila?
23. Water got you drunk?
24. I pissed cream soda?
25. Shit was edible?
26. Plants could move?
27. Grass was bright pink?
28. You could install a portable hard drive in your brain?
29. People ate through the nose?
30. This list was done?
31. Cars didn’t need gas?
32. I replace my feet with wheels?
33. Segways were cool?
34. Old people could drive?
35. Babies were born able to speak?
36. People were born full sized?
37. Language wasn’t invented?
38. Ice-cream was made of panther brains?
39. Cigarettes were good for you?
40. It rained jello pudding
41. People were turned on by farts?
42. Siamese twins were attached at the ass?
43. The pet rock was still around
44. Alf came back on TV?
45. People vomited babies out?
EGG RELATED Q’s
46. The crucified egg had a still born chicken inside and you popped the head out of the shell?
47. Pat had recreated the Mona Lisa with egg paint?
48. You made beer with a hardboiled egg in each bottle?
49. The guy who ate the egg brought in the puke in a jar?
50. I had spent more time on mine?
51. The guys YouTube video worked?
